Trump Renames U.S. Institute of Peace After Himself & Epstein Island Was a S**thole | The Daily Show

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Images of Epstein’s island reveal a penchant for creepy decor and a commitment to oral hygiene, Pete Hegseth gets cagey about turning over his phone for the Signalgate investigation, the Pentagon’s press team is ...Read More

Time Honored Truths

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

To be intoxicated is to feel ...Read More

Even More Actual Answers Given on Family Feud

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings

Something you might be allergic to - Skiing

Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters

Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet

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Growing Up

Jokes / December 05, 2025

My son Mark was only 5 feet, 8 inches tall when he left for college in the fall. He worked through the Christmas holidays and didn't return home again until the February break.

When he got off the plane, I was stunned at ...Read More

Little Johnny on Chemistry

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said ...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / December 05, 2025

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you!