Top 7 ways the Internet could get worse

on Aug 5, 2008

Published in Jokes

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- Sun internet servers replaced with pentiums.

- Dan Quayle appointed head of "bandwidth expansion tiger team".

- Free netcom account with purchase of big mac.

- Gameboy web browsers.

- Two words: "Microsoft Network"

- Rigorous user screening process abolished by America On-Line.