First golfer, Bill: "What was your score?"

Bob: "Seventy-two."

Bill: "That's not too bad at all!"

Bob: "Thanks! I hope I'll do better on the second hole."

Peter walked up to his teacher s desk, holding a report card with a big red F.

"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.

"Because my daddy told me that if ...Read More

- Never squat with yer spurs on.

- There are two theories to arguin' with a woman; neither one works.

- Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

- If ...Read More

* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up ...Read More

A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

Science Bob teaches Jimmy Kimmel and Walton Goggins about water ball buckets, dust explosion hot air balloons and the first ever deflagration wave derby!