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Peter walked up to his teacher s desk, holding a report card with a big red F.

"If I were you," said Peter, "I would change this while you still can."

"Why is that?" asked the teacher.

 

"Because my daddy told me that if I brought home one more failing report card, someone was going to get a beating."


 

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