Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with Mitch McConnell (James Austin Johnson), Herschel Walker (Kenan Thompson), new cast member Michael Longfellow and a spotted lanternfly (Bowen Yang).
Tune in on Tuesday, December 6th for "THE LATE SHOW PRESENTS...RED, WHITE, & GREENLAND! STEPHEN COLD-BEAR IS LOST IN SPACE FORCE," as Stephen Colbert travels to Greenland with @theuso surprise U.S. Space Force personnel ...Read More
“Target ends up being better because Walmart is too busy being chaotic. You know what you didn't see when you went to Target, you didn't see a proposal on aisle eight. You didn't see someone trying on clothes that do not...Read More
With 12 shows left before The Tonight Show's Christmas break, Jimmy gives away a holiday sweater to a lucky audience member.
David talks about being married, his step-daughter being very supportive of him, finding out that Madonna thought he was sexy, playing Santa in Violent Night, the final season of Stranger Things, facing off with a ...Read More
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
What's a mushroom?
The place they store the school food!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but ...Read More
A man tells his doctor that his wife has laryngitis. The doctor said there was nothing he could do to cure it.
The man said, "Cure it? I want to prolong it."