Just Ask Me

Jokes / May 19, 2025

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after ...Read More

Army Pianos

Jokes / May 19, 2025

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

Not One for You

Jokes / May 19, 2025

A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."...Read More

Not a Cow

Jokes / May 19, 2025

A visitor to a bed-and-breakfast inn in the country awoke early one morning to find the farmer and his family still asleep. Slightly irritated at not having his breakfast even begun yet, he took a glass and went out to the...Read More

Travel Agent

Jokes / May 19, 2025

A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the ...Read More

John Cleese's Favourite Sketch: The Bookshop | At Last The 1948 Show

Jokes / May 18, 2025

Do you have Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens? The well known Dutch author?