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No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

- Olive, the other reindeer.

- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

- Sleep in heavenly peas

- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

- You'll go down in listerine

 

- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

- Come, froggy faithful

- You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid


 

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