Donald Trump tweeted about the Oscars ratings being down, and as host of this year's ceremony, Jimmy felt the need to respond to that tweet as well as another from Donald Trump Jr. (or as Jimmy likes to call him 'DJTJ.')
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.
"Can you give me a push?" he asks ...Read More
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he ...Read More
Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to...Read More
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
I Want to Help: Abel N. Willin
Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser
Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishes
Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
Tinseltown Tales: Holly Wood
Jump on your magic carpet and revisit the classic Disney animated film about a young boy and his genie. But mostly his genie.