How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

- Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

- Thirteen. One to change the bulb and a dozen others to make sure that everyone has an equal opportunity to apply for the...Read More

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple ...Read More

Q: What can you steal and not get in trouble?
A: Second base.

Q: Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
A: He stole second base.

- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.

- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the...Read More

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. ...Read More

Michelle Monaghan talks about filming an intimate scene with Tom Cruise for Mission: Impossible III during her honeymoon, living with Parker Posey while filming Season 3 of The White Lotus and her terrifying diving ...Read More