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Just Can't Win

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"I see you were last employed by a psychiatrist," said the employer to the applicant. "Why did you leave?"

"Well," she replied, "I just couldn't win...

If I was late to work, I was hostile.

 

If I was early, I had an anxiety complex.

If I was on time, I was compulsive."


 

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