Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 10
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Mind is in neutral, body is in gear.
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
Needing a few screws tightened.
Not firing with all spark plugs.
Not the brightest light in the harbor.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.
Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
Two hub caps short of a Buick.
Warning--Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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