For The Kids...
Published in Jokes
What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars?
Sheet belts!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Ghosta Brava!
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup?
It clotted!
Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
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