Jokes for Geeks, part 1
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Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: "Oh heck, I forgot to feed the dog!"
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: "Hello, I'd like a beer."
The barman replies: "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
"Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
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