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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -Lewis Grizzard

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. -Jeff Foxworthy

 

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. -Robin Williams


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