Company Mergers
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Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker
3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild
Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants
Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
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