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Jokes

Is This Larry

on Jun 18, 2023

Published in Jokes

"Hello"

"Is that you, Larry?"

"Yes, this is Larry."

"Are you sure this is Larry."

"Yes I'm sure, this is Larry !"

"This is Pete... can you lend me twenty dollars ?"

"I'll tell Larry when he comes in."

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