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Customer service representatives answer straightforward pet care and nutrition questions, however some calls can be quite unconventional as follows:

"My cat just came in from the garage and I was wondering...how many calories are in a mouse?"

"I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be before I can breed him?"

"What should I feed a borderline collie?"

"What size litter box do I need to keep my cat comfy?"

"Is it normal for a dog to shed?"

"How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband's toothbrush?"

"My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it's stuck in the vacuum cleaner. Any suggestions?"

 

"How can I get the secret recipe for your special dog food?"

"How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?"

"Your food turned my dog into a stud. Now what do I do?"

"Do you know how to toilet train a cat?"

"I have three cats. Is it true that a special brand of cat food makes the poop smell better?"

"Will chewing pop cans remove enamel from my puppy's teeth?"

"Where can I get a six-toed cat?"


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