A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, ...Read More

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I ...Read More

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator. His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better. All day he would go around frightening the other patients by staring ...Read More

Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!

What do you ...Read More

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