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"Addidas is coming out with a new $250 smart running shoe. This shoe is so smart it makes you spend $250 on it!" --Jay Leno
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"Today I was walking through Central Park and I saw a tourist get carried off by a cicada." --David Letterman
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My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five." answered Felix.
"Okay," my brother said, "let's go."
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