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My Jobs
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory but ...Read more
Jesus and His Golf Partners
Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one ...Read more
Three Guys in Heaven
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second...Read more
7 and 7 is 11
A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper.
"14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady.
"14 cents! For what?" asked the lady.
The storekeeper explained: The herring costs 7 cents, and the loaf of bread costs 7 cents also. So together it comes to 14 cents....Read more
For The Kids...
What happens when geese land in a volcano?
They cook their own gooses!
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon!
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis!
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure!
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment!
"A catsuit?! How provocative!" Picard's Sir Patrick Stewart on Jeri Ryan's Star Trek uniform.
Sir Patrick Stewart and Jeri Ryan talk to BBC Radio 1's film critic Ali Plumb about new Star Trek series Picard where they return as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Seven of Nine. Plus the joys meeting fans in costume, the perils of wearing spandex and what it's like to become a meme
Henry Winkler on His 80th Birthday Party, Seeing Bruce Springsteen & Doing His First Nude Scene
Henry talks about his 80th birthday party, being a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, going to see him perform, getting nervous talking to him, doing the first nude scene of his career in “Loot” season three, his show “Hazardous History” coming back for another season, and being in the new movie Normal with Bob Odenkirk.
Squirrels' reactions to sinkhole optical illusion
Squirrels' reactions to sinkhole optical illusion
"This Is A Show Like No Other" - Maya Rudolph On Broadway's "Oh, Mary!"
Emmy-winner Maya Rudolph is making her Broadway debut in a show she calls "goofy and weird and bitchy and ridiculous and over-the-top."
Miss Piggy & Kermit Take a Friendship Test | Glamour
How well do Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog actually know each other? 'The Muppet Show' costars get together to answer questions about each other, give each other compliments, look back at memories on set and more.
Mark Wahlberg on Bartending at His Daughter’s College & He Guesses Which Pedestrians are from Boston
Mark talks about working out with the football team at Clemson where his daughter goes to college, bartending there, playing in the 1st Annual MTV Rock N' Jock Basketball Jam in 1991, winning the dunk contest, his new movie Balls Up, playing basketball with Sacha Baron Cohen, and he tries to guess which pedestrians on Hollywood Blvd are from ...Read more
The Monkees' Peter Tork Talks About Touring With Jimi Hendrix | Letterman
The Monkees' fans didn't dig the guitar legend. (From "Late Night," air date: 7/8/82)
What If I Told You - SNL
A television show host (Colman Domingo) shares mind-blowing facts.
Jack Black’s Billion Dollar Idea: Bose By Black Headphones | CONAN on TBS
Forget about Beats by Dre, now it’s time for Jack to make a little money from branded audio equipment.
Sesame Street: Johnny Cash Sings Nasty Dan
Johnny Cash sings a song that Oscar loves.
Go Pro Cat Collar Cam - What the cats really get up to when no one is home
We strapped a GoPro to each of our cats and left them to it for an hour, We thought they slept all day when we leave.... We found out the do the the very opposite ! First CatCam is Lelo our 5 year old tortoiseshell female who waits patiently as we lock the house and when she sees we are gone races aroun the place then spend the rest of the time ...Read more
The Power of Woman
There were 11 people - ten men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life ...Read more
Shirley's Makeover
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, "Is this it?"
God said, "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live."
Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have ...Read more
Math Argument
Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that it was surprisingly high.
"I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math question. If she gets it ...Read more
Ice Cream and Birds
A fellow walked into a Baskin & Robbins Ice Cream Parlor on a very hot summery day.
He ordered a double scooped chocolate cone, received it, and then walked away.
Outside on the sidewalk he paused for a bit, then he pulled out a pair of red birds, sat down on a nearby bench with his birds, and placed them on top of his fudgie.
A passerby who ...Read more
