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I agree with you, 100% Anybody who has a job today deserves mad respect, loud applause and free snacks galore. To some of us, it's an inalienable, if often inedible, human right.

A typical free snack selection offered by employers include pretzels, protein bars, rice cakes, teeny-tiny chocolate bars and free frizzy water to wash it all down ...Read more

Is it too early to start missing the good old days at work? How about the good old hours?

It used to be that your employer provided this thing called "a desk" and you came into this place called an "office," where you stayed, working hard or, at least, looking like you were working hard, for eight hours.

And then -- drumroll, please -- came ...Read more

I understand. It's not that you really love your job. It's just that you really, really, really don't want A.I. to take it.

And A.I. is coming for your job; no doubt about that. Some fancy-schmancy Artificial Intelligence super-app is working 24/7 so it can do what you do better, faster, cheaper and without all the aggravation that comes from ...Read more

Last week, I got a text: Are you free tomorrow? Come to my house for dinner, and I will make your favorite seafood pasta.

I noticed this text languishing among 24 other unread texts (literally) and thought, who could this be? Who is inviting me over for dinner? And should I go? Maybe it will be fun! I DO like seafood pasta. In fact, I prepared ...Read more

When your bosses said they wanted to increase production, they didn't mean this.

"This" is the strategy the big bosses in Russia have devised to reverse the country's population problem. In an attempt to boost a birth rate of 1.4 births per woman, a statistic that a Vladimir Putin spokesperson called "disastrous for the future of the nation," ...Read more

Emily Post won't help you.

The queen of etiquette, circa 1922, had little to say about what to wear in an office. Women, especially, were hopeless cases. "Mood, temper, jealousy ... are the chief flaws of women in business," she wrote. I'm afraid those flaws could also apply to men in business, one or two, anyway.

Of course, Emily Post lived...Read more

You never forget your first resume. The excitement. The anticipation. The lies.

Sure, you were a front-line, business-development representative with bottom-line P&L responsibility, specializing in supply-chain management based on customer-satisfaction metrics. In other words, you were a carhop at Rude Rudy's Burger Babylon.

You never forget...Read more

You really aren't any good at your job, and you're even worse at hiding it. The mistakes you make are going to sink your career and your company. That's why everyone at work hates you.

This isn't my opinion; it's yours.

The words come straight from your "inner critic" -- that persistent interloper who hides inside your brain, criticizing you...Read more

Every office has them: drama queens and drama kings whose highly theatrical soliloquies about their trials and tribulations suggest that they believe, as Shakespeare wrote, "all the office's a stage."

Well, maybe Shakespeare didn't put it exactly like that, but Dr. Cynthia J. Young made the same point in a recent article in Forbes, "How to ...Read more

$24.4 million.

That's how much Meta, the parent company of Facebook, spent to protect CEO Mark Zuckerberg in 2024. It's a lot of money, and it raises an uncomfortable question -- how much did your company spend to protect its most valuable employee, y-o-u?

Somewhat less than $24.4 million, I'm guessing.

If you are feeling unprotected and ...Read more

It isn't often that I disagree with The New York Times, but this time, they've gone too far.

It was a recent Work Friend column that raised my hackles (and when my hackles are raised, you need a really tall ladder to get them down.)

The headline, "My Boss Wants to Sleep on my Couch Every Week," describes the dilemma a reader sent to the ...Read more

I have an idea -- instead of waking up every morning feeling fraught and frustrated with your job, you retire. Hang it up. Toddle off into the sunset. Take this job and you-know-what it.

Sounds good, don't it?

No more mean managers. No more conniving co-workers. No more asinine assignments. No more doomed doables. Instead, it's just you, ...Read more

Congratulations! You made it through "Dry January." It was a struggle, but you did it.

Then came "Freedom from Fidgeting February" and "No Mayhem March" and "Avoid Anxiety April." Again, not easy, but well worth the effort. And now comes the most difficult month of all.

"Make No Complaints May"

Considering the many miseries of your job, it ...Read more