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See if any of this parody sounds familiar: It's been seven days since the Super Bowl ended. Silly you. You thought it was over. You actually thought Kansas City, Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift won? You might have even seen them out celebrating at a Las Vegas nightclub until 5 a.m. So, Kansas City had to be the winner of the Super Bowl, right? There were lots of witnesses who saw K.C. win. Over 120 million watched just on television -- the most watching a TV show since the 1969 moon landing. So, there were plenty of witnesses. But it turns out everyone got it wrong.

K.C. only won at the end of the game. They had the 3-point lead, 25-22. But what made you think that was final? In the NFL, they're allowed to keep counting for days past the final whistle. Didn't you know that? No score is final in the NFL until all the scores have been counted in the locker room.

You don't just play the game on the field. There's also "mail-in scores." And you have seven days after the final whistle to count them.

And today on the seventh day after the Super Bowl ended, San Francisco got three mail-in touchdowns and a mail-in field goal.

It all happened in the middle of the night -- with no witnesses. The refs counting the scores suddenly found a water pipe explosion in the showers adjacent to the locker room and ordered everyone to go home for the night. They promised to not count scores until everyone came back in the morning.

Then they pasted pizza boxes on the windows of the locker room so no one could see in while they counted late scores.

When officials of the Kansas City Chiefs returned in the morning, they were shocked to find out they lost. It turns out the refs kept counting after all -- with no witnesses.

Sound familiar?

And what they found was shocking. The whole nation is talking about it.

In the middle of the night, they suddenly found a mail-in touchdown from an illegal alien wide receiver (they called him "an undocumented player").

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