It's Been a Week Since the Super Bowl! You Thought KC Won? Nope! San Francisco Was Just Announced the Surprise Winner!
The refs also "football harvested" another mail-in touchdown by a dead running back.
Then at 3 a.m., a van pulled up that said "NFL" on the side and delivered another mail-in touchdown from a "trans tight end" who had moved to another team.
Finally, the refs checked the "football drop boxes" outside the stadium and found a mail-in field goal.
That's three extra mail-in touchdowns and a mail-in field goal -- all of them remarkably for San Francisco. Wow, San Francisco sure scored a lot of points in the locker room after the game, when no one was watching. How convenient.
Sound familiar?
What a spectacular comeback! That turned a 25-22 K.C. Chiefs victory into a 46-25 landslide victory for San Francisco.
Kansas City officials bitterly complained there were no witnesses in the locker room to verify these scores.
They also complained about illegal alien players scoring. And dead players scoring. And players scoring for the 49ers who had recently moved to another team and no longer played for San Francisco. Kansas City officials complained that the player rolls have never been cleaned.
Sound familiar?
K.C. officials also complained about the 49ers "trans tight end" who was born a woman but now identifies as a man. They charged San Francisco's trans tight end illegally touched balls.
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