It's not going to be enough. After a while, the big slob is gonna want lunch.
And we can't get a divorce for another three years.
Under my new plan, we still would have gone on that big drunk, but when the Breitbart and the Russian vodka wore off, the hangover would only last for two years.
And don't tell me two years isn't long enough for a president to get anything done. Trump's only been in for a year, and he's very nearly dismantled the entire country.
Besides, if you're one of those people who thinks Trump is doing more for America than any other president, you'd have a shot to vote him in for a four-year term at the end of his first embarrassing stint in office. Heck, you could even vote him in for one more term after the second one.
The Constitution is a living document, and the presidency is a dying institution, so I think it's worth changing the first to save the second.
Of course, it's too late to fix the mess we're in right now. That one is almost guaranteed to last another 36 months.
When you think of it that way, maybe the first term should only be for a year.
To find out more about Marc Munroe Dion and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit www.creators.com. Dion's latest book, "The Land of Trumpin," is a horrified collection of his columns from before, during and after the last election. It's available in paperback from Amazon.com, and for Nook, Kindle, iBooks and GooglePlay.