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Carnac the Magnificent Makes an Epic Appearance | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: August 5th, 1981
Georgia's Trees Are Exploding | The End Of Groundhog Day? | Year Of The Sad Horse
It's so cold in Georgia that ice-covered trees are exploding, America's premiere weather-predicting mammal could lose his job to a hologram, and the world's hottest viral toy is a stuffed horse from China.
Sports War: "Heated Rivalry" Makes Hockey Sexy & Norway Puts the D**k in Nordic | The Daily Show
Michael Kosta and Ronny Chieng duke it out on another edition of Sports War, debating who you should root for at the upcoming Super Bowl LX, the merits of “Heated Rivalry” putting NHL on the map, and “Nordick shame” after Olympic Norwegian ski jumpers were suspended for enlarging their crotches.
An Audience With The Cast Of Bridgerton On The Graham Norton Show
Bridgerton Season 4 is ALMOST HERE! 👑✨ #NicolaCoughlan, #JonathanBailey, #RegéJeanPage & #GoldaRosheuvel spill the tea before the NEWEST season! Watch these regency royals share scandalous behind-the-scenes secrets and their most FABULOUS moments from our sofa! 💎🎭 From corsets to courtship, it's all the gossip fit for the ton! 🇬�...Read more
BEST of The Jonathan Ross Show | ICONIC Celebrity Moments | The Jonathan Ross Show
The wildest and funniest moments from The Jonathan Ross Show — Kevin Hart, Sacha Baron Cohen, Tom Hanks, Britney Spears and more. Non-stop laughs and iconic TV chaos.
Library Order
A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."
The clerk says, "This is a library."
Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.
Fast Drinker
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
Quick Quotes
"How disgusting is this? here it is folks, this is the end of the world. A restaurant in Decatur, Georgia is now serving a double bacon cheeseburger that is served between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We are now officially ancient Rome. This is the end of our civilization as we know it. In fact, they don't know how many calories are in the ...Read more
3 Legs - Axel Adler - Penn & Teller: Fool Us
My "3 Legs" act on "Penn and Teller: Fool Us" - Season 9, Episode 1. Music: "Saxboss" - Olle Hemmendorff.
Jason Rezaian - Amplifying the Iranian Experience Amid Protests & Media Blackouts | The Daily Show
Director of Press Freedom Initiatives at The Washington Post, Jason Rezaian sits down with Jon Stewart to discuss the increasingly deadly protests against the Iranian regime. They talk about the importance of collecting details of the Iranian experience despite the impermeable internet blackouts, how Trump’s desire to make a deal with Iran ...Read more
Meanwhile... Deadly Space Junk | Pre-Columbian Syphilis | Mushroom Magic | Gym Germs
Meanwhile... Junk from space is falling from the sky, DNA science is helping us learn more about ancient STDs, a Chinese mushroom makes you see tiny people, and gym-goers need to go wash their hands right now.
Guillermo Gets a Little Pep in His Step - Sponsored by Nongshim Shin Ramyun
Guillermo Gets a Little Pep in His Step - Sponsored by Nongshim Shin Ramyun
Bob The Drag Queen Reveals How He Got His Name, Talks Broadway Debut in Moulin Rouge! The Musical
Bob The Drag Queen talks about watching the film Moulin Rouge! for the first time before making his Broadway debut, discusses writing his first book Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert and shares how he came up with his drag name.
All Numbers Are Equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4
(a - t/2)^2 = (b - t/2)^2
a - t/2 = b - t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is ...Read more
Some Police Quotes
"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets ...Read more
Extra Letter
I have OC/DC. It's just like OCD except it frickin' rocks.
Honey is Yummy
I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
"Those guys are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
That's Not It
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.
This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his ...Read more
