The Next Knicks
The names of junior basketball teams we're expecting to see in New York next year:
-- The Brunson Burners
-- Kid-KATs
-- Knick Knacks
-- OG Wizzards
-- The Anunobies
-- Hart Attacks
-- Sky Miles
-- Just Joshin'
-- Shamet Had to Happen
-- Small Towns
-- Landy Days
-- Born to Brun
-- Jalen-Os
-- Brave Harts
-- Brun it Down
-- Yes Way, Joses
-- Kolek Calls
-- Jalen Breakin'
-- Bruns Upon a Time
-- Jose and the Pussycats
-- Burnin' Bridges
-- Mikal on Wheels
-- KAT Men Do!
-- The O.G. OG's
-- Jale Breaks
-- Sohan Patches
-- The Wicked Mitches
-- Miles To Go
-- Brunson of a Guns
-- Bodega KATs
-- Knicks Picks
-- The Spiklies
-- Baby Koleks
-- Mikal Bags
-- Jordan All-Mans
-- Knickelodeons
-- Slick Knicks
-- Peace Knicks
-- Karl's Juniors
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Lenore Skenazy is president of Let Grow, a contributing writer at Reason.com, and author of "Has the World Gone Skenazy?" To learn more about Lenore Skenazy (Lskenazy@yahoo.com) and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.
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