Changing in Mid-bloodstream
Idiopathic: unknown cause
Mania of the Week
Amychomania: an uncontrollable obsession with being scratched
Never Say 'Diet'
The Major League Eating record for Peeps is 255 in five minutes, held by professional eater Matt Stonie, whose record-breaking performance was so dominant that competitors didn't utter, well, a bird of protest.
Food for Thought
According to FDA regulations, tomato paste, pizza sauce or other sauces can include 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams. Alternatively, you can have 15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots, but not 30 eggs and multiple maggots. That would presumably make it a meat pie.
After a checkup, a doctor asked his patient, "Is there anything you'd like to discuss?"
"Yes," said the patient, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."