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Never Say 'Diet'

The Major League Eating record for (deep-fried) asparagus is 12 pounds, 8.75 ounces in 10 minutes, held by Joey Chestnut. Victory never smelled so sweet -- for those who could actually smell it.

Food for Thought

According to FDA regulations, up to 60% of frozen berries can be moldy, with an average of four or more insect larvae or 10 or more whole insects per 500 grams. The average pie requires 550 grams (5 cups) of berries; insect content is a matter of personal taste.

Best Medicine

Q: Why do phlebotomists use red crayons?

 

A: They need them to draw blood.

Observation

"Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time." -- Comedian Steven Wright

Medical History

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