Who's Calling, Please?
Receptionist: "Dr. Zucker's office. This is Charlene."
Me: "Hi, this is Tracy Beckerman..."
Receptionist: "I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name."
Me: "No, I'M Tracy Beckerman. You didn't let me finish."
Receptionist: "I don't understand. Why are you calling for yourself?"
Me: (Sigh.) "I'm not. I'm calling for Dr. Zucker."
Receptionist: "Oh. She's not here either."
Me: "When will she be back in the office?
Receptionist: "Who?"
Me: "Dr. Zucker."
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