Ways to Keep Your Sanity
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
Don't use any punctuation marks.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Sing along at the opera.
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