More Wisdom from George


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It's a great country, but it's a strange culture.

This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever come up with a disease like bulimia; gotta be the only country in the world where some people have no food at all, and other people eat a nourishing meal and throw it up intentionally.

This is a country where tobacco kills four hundred thousand people a year, so they ban artificial sweeteners because a rat died.


This is a place where gun store owners are given a list of stolen credit cards, but not a list of criminals and maniacs. And now, they're thinking about banning toy guns - but they're gonna keep the real ones!

~ George Carlin



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