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Reasons for Being Fired from the Toy Store

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- A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.

- Every time you're passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to "end it all."

- You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.

- Numerous parental complaints about your "Tickle Me Carl The Stockboy" display.

- You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.

 

- Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they're the new "Jerry Springer" edition.

- The "My Little Taxidermy Kit" (with starter squirrel) is not selling.

- Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.


 

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