Boy, Officer & Squirrel

on Jul 20, 2024

Published in Jokes

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever yo do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy, "I'll kiss 'im and let 'im go"