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"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried." Mae West

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." Jimi Hendrix

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." Marty Feldman

"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars." Steve Martin

 

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it." W.C. Fields

"Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them." Samuel Palmer


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