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Missappropriated Churchill Quote

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A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman.

She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

 

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"


 

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