Why it's better to be a Woman!
Published in Jokes
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
- We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
- It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
- We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.
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