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- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

- Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.

- If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.

 

- Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.

- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

- Two days without a Human Rights Violation!

- If at first you don't succeed - try management.

- It's only unethical if you get caught.


 

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