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Cop and Light Bulbs

on Mar 3, 2026

Published in Jokes

How many cops does it take to change light bulb?

- Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

- Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first.

- Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along."

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