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An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper language."

"I'm surprised," said the owner. "I've never taught that bird to swear."

 

"Oh, it isn't that," explained the professor. "But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive."


 

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