Dustin Hoffman Mistakes Letterman for Jay Leno | David Letterman

Jokes / August 05, 2026

Dave and Dustin Hoffman look back at their Kennedy Center Honors, The Graduate, and funny stories from Hoffman's early acting days. (Air date: 12/7/2012)

The Muppets "Octopus's Garden" (The Beatles Cover) on The Ed Sullivan Show

Jokes / August 05, 2026

The Muppets cover of The Beatles "Octopus's Garden" on The Ed Sullivan Show, March 1, 1970.

Blonde on Horseback pt. 1

Jokes / August 05, 2026

A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady...Read More

George Halas

Jokes / August 05, 2026

Years ago famed Chicago Bears coach George Halas was screaming at a referee from outside the designated coaching area when the ref slapped George with a 5 yard penalty.

Halas threw down his hat and yelled at the referee, ...Read More

Things to Remember During a War

Jokes / August 05, 2026

1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
4. No inspection-...Read More

Filling in for Saint Peter

Jokes / August 05, 2026

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'

'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at...Read More