Larry talks about Jimmy spotting him not singing when everyone else was at a Paul McCartney concert, not being a fan of dancing, not going to his prom, not singing Happy Birthday, feeling like a human being at the Knicks ...Read More

On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have ...Read More

At age 4 success is . . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . having a driver's license.

At age 35 success is . . . .having money.

At age 50 success is . . ...Read More

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing ...Read More

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ...Read More

Kid 1: "I got my sister a VCP for her birthday."

Kid 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"

Kid 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"