FIFA: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Bonus Segments)

Jokes / June 12, 2026

2015. John Oliver made a wager when FIFA came under fire, now he has to put his Bud Light Lime where his mouth is.

Elle Fanning Almost Got Arrested in Las Vegas While Filming Margo’s Got Money Troubles

Jokes / June 12, 2026

Elle Fanning talks about being nominated for an Oscar, discusses her new show Margo’s Got Money Troubles and reveals she almost got arrested with Michelle Pfeiffer while filming in Las Vegas.

If Men Got Pregnant

Jokes / June 12, 2026

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of ...Read More

How much is two plus two?

Jokes / June 12, 2026

A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.

Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"

The ...Read More

Paying in advance

Jokes / June 12, 2026

A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.

"Oh, about $200 ...Read More

Too much analysis

Jokes / June 12, 2026

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."