A group of teens (Sarah Sherman, Marcello Hernández, Tommy Brennan, Veronika Slowikowska) transform into animals to battle an evil alien (Colman Domingo).

Anthony talks about being at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner the year before Trump became President the first time, being subject to a mentalist in Cabo, his best friend’s mom predicting his destiny, promising ...Read More

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband ...Read More

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. So, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her.

Once ...Read More

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a ...Read More

"According to the energy department, high gas prices may be around for the next six months. After that they'll be followed by really high gas prices." --Jay Leno

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"President Bush has pledged to grant millions of ...Read More