Weird Al talks about the last time he saw Jimmy, owning the nickname “Weird,” getting his start in college radio, writing "My Bologna," big artists like Madonna wanting him to parody their songs, "White & Nerdy” ...Read More

Recent findings by the ABPA have concluded that the optimal way for Americans to eat a baked potato is to pile that sucker sky with whatever toppings they can get their hands on and just go to town.

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick...Read More

A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.

"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, ...Read More

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the ...Read More