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Jamie Lee Curtis Settles Her Beef with Jimmy, Talks Starring in Scarpetta with Nicole Kidman

on Mar 9, 2026

Published in Jokes

Jamie Lee Curtis talks about her first appearance on The Tonight Show, producing and starring in the show Scarpetta and what it was like to meet Nicole Kidman for the first time.

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