SCTV John Candy in Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes with Joe Flaherty

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Monster Chiller Horror Theater brings us the horror classic, Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes!

Meanwhile.. Don't Feed Onions To Cats | NYC Rat Fight | David Byrne's Wedding | 3,800 Pairs Of Crocs

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Meanwhile... Science has proven onions to be dangerous for cats, a viral video features two rats fighting on a New York City subway platform, Talking Heads frontman David Byrne is getting married this weekend, and Stephen ...Read More

Magic Is Real, And It’s in This Apartment - Key & Peele

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Levi unveils the strange and magical objects he keeps around his apartment.

A Chemical is a Substance that:

Jokes / February 16, 2026

- An organic chemist turns into a foul odor.

- An analytical chemist turns into a procedure.

- A physical chemist turns into a straight line.

- A biochemist turns into a helix.

- A chemical engineer turns into a profit.

Perestroika

Jokes / February 16, 2026

A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.

"One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!"

"Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks ...Read More

Tough Job

Jokes / February 16, 2026

Jones applied to a finance agency for a job, but he had no experience. He was so intense that the manager gave him a tough account with the promise that if he collected it, he'd get the job.

Two hours later, Jones came ...Read More