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Meanwhile... Actress Sydney Sweeney has been accused of an undergarment misdemeanor, a bus driver in Delaware did the unthinkable, and scientists announced a big leap forward in robotic speech.

 


 

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Mom's Camera Roll - SNL

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In this Cut for Time sketch, two guys (Ben Marshall, Tommy Brennan) sing a song about a mom's (Teyana Taylor) camera roll.

Car Privileges

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The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and ...Read More

Feline Physics

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Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight ...Read More

Dusty Housekeeping

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My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and ...Read More

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