All Numbers Are Equal

Jokes / January 27, 2026

Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + ...Read More

Some Police Quotes

Jokes / January 27, 2026

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you...Read More

Extra Letter

Jokes / January 27, 2026

I have OC/DC. It's just like OCD except it frickin' rocks.

Honey is Yummy

Jokes / January 27, 2026

I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

"Those guys are hiding something delicious in there I know it."

That's Not It

Jokes / January 27, 2026

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to ...Read More

Robin Williams & Martha Stewart Can't Stop Laughing While Cooking Tacos | Martha Stewart

Jokes / January 26, 2026

Robin Williams and Martha Stewart can't stop laughing while cooking up skirt steak tacos together.