Arnold Pranks Fans as the Terminator...for Charity

Jokes / January 13, 2026

Want to ride up with me to the Terminator Genisys Premiere and drinks Schnapps with me at the after party?

Funny Ads

Jokes / January 13, 2026

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

- For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German ...Read More

A Truck Driver's Duty

Jokes / January 13, 2026

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of ...Read More

Computer Power

Jokes / January 13, 2026

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.

His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.

"My, you look tired," she said. "You ...Read More

Straight to the Other Place

Jokes / January 13, 2026

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hades?

It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!

For The Kids...

Jokes / January 13, 2026

Q: What is a dogs favorite flower?
A: Anything in your garden!

Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!

Q: What's a dog favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!

Q: What did the hungry ...Read More