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Saharan Lumberjack

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The classified ad said, "Wanted: a very experienced lumberjack". A man answered the ad and was asked to describe his experience.

"I've worked at the Sahara Forest."

"You mean the Sahara Desert," said the interviewer.

 

The man laughed and answered, "Oh sure, that's what they call it now!"


 

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